the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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