Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
