Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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