have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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