he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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