susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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