sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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