So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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