i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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