No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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