We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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