So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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