So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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