Don't you send me to vm
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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