Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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