yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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