Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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