We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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