I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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