I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The Olympian is in my bed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
