i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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