i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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