Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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