So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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