just come out here and I will go home with you...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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