Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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