You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You can't just leave with hair like that
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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