if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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