Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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