The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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