turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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