This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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