his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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