who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
