Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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