Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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