I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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