at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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