I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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