just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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