But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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