I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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