I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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