im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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