Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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