covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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