epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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