maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Of course I have a pirate flag
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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