do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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