Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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