He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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