When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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