never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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