How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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