I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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