We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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