did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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