if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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