McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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